Some of my best lines I reserve for some of my favorite people. This is some of the funniest stuff I've done in years, some of the worst stuff I've ever put my name to, and in a couple of cases, the closest I've ever come to the quality of my comedy idols: the Firesign Theatre. There really are true flashes of brilliance here, in fact I'm using several pieces originally produced for RCC in my current act. Links connect to the associated page, where you'll find scripts, explanations of each piece, and download links for the mp3's.

• RCC section homepage
  Menu of RCC compositions and the concept explained
• Dr. Heat's Relationship Dynamite: Howlingly-funny parody of a relationships self-help CD.
• EMWZ Radio Midiwarez Air Check: Send-up of campus radio deejmanship; includes the infamous original Enema Brothers Pizza ad.
• Jesus Loves Me (But He's Hot for My Ex): A little Mojo-Nixon-style uptown hillbilly insanity; my vocal and lyric over a top-notch bed track by a California studio ace. Worth a chuckle or two, but unfortunately I front-loaded the laughs into the title.
• Abdab Fetches the Rarg: A "junior miss". Created as an audio performance, skip the mp3 unless you're manic...the real entertainment here is actually in the readme file.
• I Got Nothing to Say That You Wanna Hear: a not-bad little rock track under a spotty spoken-word vocal track...beat poetry for the rave generation. Three great minutes of a six-minute song, and the best rough demo I've tracked since 1989.
• What Is This?: A strange spoken-word pseudo-rant with a few interesting moments and quite a few rather confusing ones.

Here's where you can find downloadable (but not streamable) clips from actual performances. Save 'em to disk, copy 'em to your phone or ipod and watch or listen to 'em at your leisure..

• The Similarities Between Comedy and Sex: A case of true blonde ambition, as I ended up developing a whopping 40 minute set around this one theme, and only got to deliver half of it to the intended audience. Here's a video clip of the first quarter, an audio clip of the second quarter, and the full script with all expurgations and stage directions. (it makes great bathroom reading if you're severely constipated) (Recorded 06/10 in Cranbrook, BC before an audience of 12; two sections provided in separate swf/mp3 files).
• Candy Story: The challenge? To insert as many candy names and terms as possible into a performable story. The result? For a first draft, I think it's pretty damned impressive! Here's the full 14-minute performance as presented July 8, 2010 to a Cranbrook Toastmasters group, in both Flash movie format and as a compact (but still very listenable) mp3.
  **JUST IN** 08/11: I just heard from the artist who inspired this piece, BC musician and comic Todd Butler, and he loved it!
• Bob Newhart tribute: "Sir Walter Raleigh: Introducing Tobacco to Civilization" (no multimedia; script only)