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napsterized
NASDAQ drum
netcore
netjudiced
netstrapping
neuromobility
nonline
 





napsterized

(NAP·stur·yzd) adj. 1. Descriptive of sanction in which one is restricted from providing customers or clients with a streamlined method of conducting an illegal activity, forcing them to acquire the same service from another party whose injunction is still pending. 2. Descriptive of a venture which has chosen to devote a preponderance of its capital to legal costs as a means of compressing the timeline between product development and end-user litigation.

NASDAQ drum

(NAZ·dak druhm) n. phr. 1. A company whose financing is so tight that the next quarter-point downturn will sink it with a low-frequency thud. 2. A company or individual who touts (drums) the virtues of investment in the NASDAQ, and whose rhythm is usually out of time and pitch with the NASDAQ base. 3. The barrel or container in which an individual who consistently engages in the activity described in (2) will inevitably live.

netcore

(NET·kor) adj. 1. Having an existence or lifestyle exclusively oriented around the Internet; typically possessed of a belief that humanity was invented by computers as a means of manipulating data. 2. Extreme in belief in and adherence to the notion that that everything on the Internet should be free except that which one cannot figure out how to pirate.

netjudiced

(NET·joo·disst) adj. 1. Biased against things Internet; willing to call a spade a filthy shovel without first consulting encyclopedia.com. 2. Possessed of the uncommon awareness that while nature does not produce virtual life, Microsoft and AOL are diligently seeking to correct this oversight.

netstrapping

(NET·strap·ung) adj. Able to present the illusion of having invented a new purpose for the Internet. v. The act of launching a unique venture, service, concept or application on the Internet in a manner which convinces press and investors that it will actually survive beyond next Tuesday.

neuromobility

(new·roh·moh·BIL·uh·tee) adj. 1. In a person, the ability to effortlessly switch from one unproductive train of thought to another. 2. The capacity of a network or system to independently develop new methods of withholding the desired results.

nonline

(NAWN·lyn) adj. 1. Having no connection to or with things online, and thus nonexistent. 2. Having no connection to or with things online, and thus something to be feared or avoided.

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