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| Back isn't always beautiful, baby... |
Welcome to the obscenely bloated, conspicuously incomplete and frighteningly schizophrenic personal website of British Columbia's eighth-favorite single middle-aged comedian with a Honda,
and the sixteenth funniest person anywhere that you've never heard of!(The homepage is here, in case your clue is taking the night off.)
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So what do you think is funny? That's my hook: if you don't like my show, it'll never be my fault, because you will be choosing the material! By the end of July I hope to have more than three hours of performance-ready material, two-thirds of it completely original, ranging from classic G-rated Bob Newhart setpieces and time-tested family-friendly original routines to some of the most outrageously creepy performance comedy you'll find anywhere. And when you see me live, you'll get to decide what I perform and for how long. Plans are currently underway for a barnstorming tour of the British Columbia interior in July and August, where I'll be doing impromptu streetcorner, park and beach sets, and hopefully bribing my way into guest spots at local venues from Lethbridge and Revelstoke to Merritt and Squamish. (But not Fernie. They know why.) Here's just a short list of the routines and setpieces I've already performed or am about to perform:
...and there's a lot more to come! Come back often...I'll be uploading tons of time-limited-access video and audio, allowing you the opportunity to claim that you thought I sucked long before most of your friends even knew I existed!. |
Hilarious. That's right...if you're female, even marginally less repellent than this photo, and live near or can travel to the East Kootenays, this brand-new sewing machine can be yours in exchange for one (1) erotic massage. Act before May 31 and I'll throw in an autographed copy of The Ultimate Shopper, a half-kilo of penny candy, and a lightly-used Hot Wheels or Matchbox car of your choice! |
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